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I say goodbye to a good man [Dec. 15th, 2009|08:22 pm]
I was about 16 years old when a large man with a white beard came up to me and asked me, out of the blue, if I wanted to go to the moon. I told him "eventually," and he asked, "So, how are you going to make that happen?" Weird people were pretty common at science fictions conventions. In their heydey, a local con in the DC area would attract a few thousand people. So some weird guy coming up to you, telling you it was up to you to get your sorry ass to the moon was... well, not unusual. But this guy stood out from the rest.

This man's name was Dick Preston.

I can still picture Dick, white beard and hair, sitting on a hotel chair in khaki shorts and a white NASA tee-shirt, holding a cane. Years later, I would have the opportunity to moderate, host, and be on panels with this man. I also got to see his house from time to time, as he was a friend of my friends Bruce and Cheryl. His house could have easily been 90% bookshelves. Even the tables had shelves under them. Packed in the warped bookcases, stuffed to the point of bursting, were a collection of science, science fiction, and fantasy tomes that I hope get donated to a professional collection that scans them and distributes them to the public. It was like how you'd imagine a wizard's libary, except dedicated to science.

Dick was the kind of guy who never sat still. He also never took excuses, and often never stopped talking passionately about science while awake. In fact, any panel with Dick Preston at it became Dick Preston's panel. Any audience with Dick Preston in it also ended up being Dick Preston's panel. And while that make make him seem like a right arrogant bore, God gave this man the ability to entertian the human race without anyone ever complaining about it. I have rarely met anyone like him. His passion for science was... intoxicating and euphoric.

But the best part was he loved kids. Kids loved him. He loved to educate kids. He founded the International Star Foundation for them, and I wish I could find his card somewhere that said that. I would like to believe that Dick inspired me to teach kids. I hope I had even half his enthusiasm.

I found out today Dick died on November 30th. I knew he was ill, and had been suffering from Alzheimers for the last few years, but nothing more. It has been over a decade since we have spoken. Last conversation we had, he asked me if I had made my way to the moon yet, and if I was educating my son with science.

I did some research on Dick, but the best I can offer is a compilation of his life from his obituary along with my own memries. He was born in Winthrop, MA at Fort Banks. He grew up an Army Brat during WWII, was an Eagle Scout at Ft. Meade, and ended up with a Bachelor of Science at University of Maryland in 1958. He joined the Marine Corps in 1958 and became Captain before was Honorably Discharged due to knee issues, IIRC. He would get Master of Education degree in 1977, and worked for Goddard Spaceflight Center; NASA HQ, Smithsonian Air and Space Museum; and retired from HEW, Department of Education in 1979.

Dick worked on the campaign to name the first space shuttle "Enterprise." He was a Major in the Civil Air Patrol and a member of First Fandom. He worked with young people at conventions and at rocket camps at the Boy Scout Jamborees, Camp Fantastic, and Rocket Camps in France. He taught painting and drawing and led art tours through England, many of which I got to see in his hundreds of picture albums. A member of the Washington Science Fiction Association, he also ran Starcon, if I remember right, a science and science fiction convention in the early 80s.

He is survived by his wife of over 33 years, Janice; and their three children plus eight grandchildren, all of whom he loved very, very much.

Services will be held at Arlington National Cemetery on Thursday, April 8, 2010, at 1 pm. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made to the Marine Corps League Foundation, PO Box 3070, Merrifield, VA 22116, in memory of Richard K. Preston 077209.
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From Twitter 12-14-2009 [Dec. 15th, 2009|03:05 am]

  • 07:00:34: has not had his morning coffee. Grr.
  • 08:22:14: Metal taste almost gone. Headaches ebbing away. I did get some housework done; 3x laundry, cleaning, 3x dishes, vacuuming, cooked dinner.
  • 21:22:55: I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU!!!! PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME!!!! http://flic.kr/p/7nTRxc
  • 22:02:12: Swear to god, they are JACKHAMMERING outside in the alley at 10pm!!!

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From Twitter 12-13-2009 [Dec. 14th, 2009|03:05 am]

  • 08:38:46: @wilw because on film, rain does not look like rain. That's also why they paint horses to look like cows on film, didn't you know that? ;)
  • 08:45:59: I have had too many metal-tasting migraines this weekend. I am so behind on chores.
  • 12:43:31: @sspenguin None of the projected photos look sexy. It looks like someone trying to doll up a parking garage, but giving up.
  • 13:39:28: Migraines continue. I pass out (sleep) for an hour, wake up feeling great, putter around, get headache, pass out again. Repeat. This sucks.
  • 17:20:03: I started to write an anime fandom version of "Clerks" a few years ago. I never finished it, but man... I was all over the funny that week.
  • 20:17:59: RT @thebenbrooks: I've taken some serious criticism for being an atheist. Ah well, we all have our cross to bear.
  • 20:20:15: RT @navanax: My Christmas tree looks like it was decorated with the shotgun set to 'whore'.

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From Twitter 12-12-2009 [Dec. 13th, 2009|03:05 am]

  • 07:47:05: Droidel, Droidel, Droidel... I made you out of PDF! http://is.gd/5kj8w (RT @starwars)
  • 13:02:08: @thesoup I got the best picture while hitting pause on my DVR http://twitpic.com/t7yv1
  • 14:44:29: @flanga As a kid, I used to write notes in pen on my hand, thinking "if I lose my hand, I got bigger problems to worry about!"
  • 16:16:43: @Daecabhir @choochus Dude, it's what's made our (or any) species survive. In the grand scheme of the universe, "cheating" is definitionless.
  • 17:03:43: @Daecabhir Materialism is a surrogate sense of success for the frustrated human, who still yearns for meaning in an autonomous civilization.
  • 17:14:30: @Daecabhir this causes ones happiness to be controlled by others. Thus, eventual misery and abandonment.
  • 17:34:59: @Daecabhir maybe we will inspire others!
  • 17:36:33: @Daecabhir I have been to those meetings; they are only a group form of lolly-gagging. You are fooling no one! :p

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From Twitter 12-11-2009 [Dec. 12th, 2009|03:05 am]

  • 07:34:13: @Glark thank god I am not the only one!
  • 07:45:39: The Orange line was late, and the Red Line will have single tracking delays due to smoke at Rockville Station. :(
  • 09:24:55: OH: My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.
  • 09:29:55: The metro was full of OH win today, "His efforts were so valiant, I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a front clasp bra."
  • 10:44:06: They are drilling pipes over my head. Coincidentally, this was the result of a similar drilling in Sweden: http://tinyurl.com/ycs6mo5
  • 10:52:04: RT @mike_elgan: Can I use this Dilbert cartoon on my fax cover sheet? http://bit.ly/72WyCE
  • 11:01:45: What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other?
  • 12:33:03: A very unhelpful Geek Gift Guide http://punkwalrus.livejournal.com/1027033.html
  • 17:07:36: Ma'am, your 2 kids are adorable, but they are taking up 4 seats during rush hour. http://twitpic.com/t3rvh
  • 17:12:20: #dtss crosswalk victory: cabbie making illegal turn nearly runs down old woman, is stopped by cop he did not see, either.
  • 17:20:16: An iPhone accessory product website that cannot be viewed on iPhone is LAME, speckproducts.com!
  • 21:58:14: I just had some awesome latkes served by the great Anya. Happy Chaka Khan, everyone!

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The Unhelpful Geek Anti-Gift guide [Dec. 11th, 2009|12:13 pm]
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Most gift guides are lame. I see a lot of them where they are excuses just to promote stuff with a thinly veiled attempt to make it sound like they are connected. For instance, the plethora of ones that say, "Top Ten geek Gifts for Gadget Freaks," which reads like "Six recently-promoted technological devices, some of which are our sponsors, plus four you've never heard of, and if you had to get a gift for a geek, you're obviously not a geek, and you wouldn't know what they were, anyway." Like:

Have a geek you need to get a cool, edgy toy for? Here's the top ten list of geek favorites as compiled by a marketing staff who think being geek is trendy:

10: Popular game system
9: Obscure gaming peripheral for said system ("It's a glove, it's a controller, and it sprays a dessert topping!")
8: A vacation to some place nobody has heard of ("Playa de Difteria is famous for the backdrops seen in episode 445 of the popular Doctor Who Show!")
7: Popular Home Theater system
6: A show-themed gadget which would be a hit for geeks that follow popular media, but a disaster for those who don't ("It's a Star Wars bust of the Alien Jar Jar!")
5: Popular HDTV with a satellite dish plan
4: Something so targeted, it would only apply to 0.001% of the geeks out there ("A Spinthariscope repair kit!")
3: Something so outrageously rare or expensive, they know you'd never seriously attempt it ("Their own, personal, 4-person submarine!")
2: Popular Music player
1: Popular Smart phone
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From Twitter 12-10-2009 [Dec. 11th, 2009|03:05 am]

  • 07:29:04: RT @Glark The Scotch MegaEgg: http://bit.ly/6OEllk (dear sweet Jay-sauce!)
  • 10:53:24: @sspenguin Was that the National Guard armory that was at 8131 Georgia Ave? I think was built in '27, demolished in '98? Or am I confused?
  • 15:11:08: @ninjacooter The Internet :P
  • 16:05:34: When I was little, I never said "When I grow up, I want to decode non-standard time stamps from proprietary applications!" Yet here I am.
  • 16:12:23: @taraariano That's okay; I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
  • 17:30:58: The GSC "Agility" is a promotional whore. My subway car is decorated with their ads like cheap child's birthday party decorations.

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I suck at wrapping gifts and icing cakes [Dec. 10th, 2009|10:42 am]
I hate "How-to" videos that skip the actual process, especially when I have problems not addressed in the videos. For instance, two things I am really bad at are icing a cake and wrapping a gift. So I look to videos to give me tips on the steps I am consistently fucking up.

"Icing a cake," starts the video. It goes into detail about how to place the cake on the platter, how to flatten it out, and goes into presentation details that I am not concerned about or I know already. Then it goes to "ice the cake," and right to the next step of applying a gloss finish or whatever. Woah woah woah... see, the problem I have is the "ice the cake" part. It does not go flawlessly or without fault in their videos, unlike what happens to me in the real world. For instance, when I try to simply "ice the cake" in the manner they show, frosting sticks to my spatula, and not to the cake. I have tried cooling and warming the frosting (home made and canned), but only by pressing harder and smearing with strength do I get the frosting to stick. This creates several problems. The first is, it moves the top layer around the slippery middle layer. The second is that bits of the cake come off into the frosting, making every frosting attempt I do look like I have added sundae toppings to the frosting mix. I had tried making the spatula more slippery with Pam or hot water. This works for about 3-4 dollops of frosting before the effects wear off, and it affects the frosting's texture or taste. My cakes are almost ALWAYS lop-sided, too. I could have 2 perfectly round disks with flat tops and sides, and when I am done, one side of the cake is higher than the other like a volcanic bulge.

Wrapping a gift is the same way. I don't want a how-to video with the first half being "how to select your paper." I know that, and pity those who cannot get past "what kind of paper should I get?" What I really want is some kind of mental formula on how to wrap a gift that is not a box. They always show someone wrapping a perfect square-cornered box. Let's start simple, how do you wrap a bottle? How about a 7-sided trapezoid display common with most kids toys, where one huge side is usually empty air over the display diorama? How do I cut paper so I don't have too much or too little? I swear when I wrap a gift, it looks like a chimp did it for some zoo charity.

Fucking dyspraxia...
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From Twitter 12-09-2009 [Dec. 10th, 2009|03:06 am]


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From Twitter 12-07-2009 [Dec. 8th, 2009|03:05 am]

  • 10:34:45: I had a super good weekend. Thanks to the Heare kids, some snow, Brian and Anya, and my family. THANK YOU SO MUCH!! LOVE YOU ALL!!
  • 10:59:55: I tried to like raisins again. That didn't go so well. I try every few years, and each time I go, "Nope. I still hate them."
  • 12:17:06: The snow is melting, and I haven't finished all this French Toast yet.
  • 15:04:04: Cops are patrolling our building, looking for a suspicious woman in a dark coat doing "snatch and grab" of purses and laptops from offices.
  • 16:11:05: 22 years ago today, I started working my first retail job at age 19: full time cashier at Crown Books #803 in McLean, VA.
  • 16:22:22: Two months later, I was promoted to manager of Crown Books #854 in Rose Hill, Alexandria. Thus started my 9 year retail "career."
  • 19:16:50: @ejacqui I'm with ya
  • 20:10:31: Orange Line lurched violently, and I took the entire weight of 23 passengers between my face and a pole. Damaged my neck, broke a tooth.

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