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15 January 2011 @ 03:04 am
From Twitter 01-14-2011  

  • 11:24:28: @misc_mike @Glark I point to your diploma on the far wall, "PhD in Psychoceramics." You're a crackpot.
  • 11:46:28: Nothing will kill a comedy act quicker than when people applaud after every joke. I am glad they stopped doing that in the 80s.
  • 11:51:14: RT @NotGalifianakis: Now that people with zodiac tattoos feel stupid, I'm waiting for China to change its alphabet and indians to start ...
  • 12:22:51: @jackiekashian And here I thought, "She made a Star Trek reference AND mentioned the dork forest." You killed my nerdgasm.
  • 12:28:12: @arockingroupie That is so awesome! Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
  • 12:31:52: @jackiekashian How many licks does it take to get to the center of a #Tootsiereference ?
  • 12:48:44: @jackiekashian I golf-clapped that reference on the @nerdist podcast. Jokes like that are hyper-focused, but much more destructive per hit.
  • 12:55:16: @jackiekashian I'd probably overshoot it with references to Secretary of State William H. Seward being ultimately to blame for Ms. Palin...
  • 13:16:36: Some of the best conversations I have on Twitter are with comedians/ennes. These guys and gals know how to PR better than BP.
  • 13:19:16: Comedienne @jackiekashian and I are going to start calling Sarah Palin "Seward's Folly." If you get that joke, I salute you.
  • 15:38:55: This train is jerking around on its brakes; a guide dog this guy has looks VERY motion sick. Drooling, wobbling... :( #wmata
  • 15:52:44: RT @OMGitsJamerson: It be that bullshit when ur #sidechick get pregnant

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DP Twisteddptwisted on January 22nd, 2011 04:04 pm (UTC)
OK, I'm a week behind on this, but "Seward's Icebox" would be even funnier.