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16 March 2011 @ 04:03 am
From Twitter 03-15-2011  

  • 10:33:26: Now in conference call with Russian software developers. Их английский ужасно!
  • 12:35:54: Listening to "Life of Leisure" by Keith Mansfield on the "Martini Lounge." Like taking a handful of Quaaludes in a hot tub...
  • 12:38:07: Did you know Eydie Gorme and Idi Amin are two completely different people? This explains while I failed history AND karaoke...
  • 12:40:14: This is why I got confused: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFeJJAQPiK4
  • 13:49:41: Just how many covers of "Girl/Boy from Ipanema" do you have, Martini Lounge?
  • 15:41:39: I should have new shoes waiting for me at home, which is good, because I am almost out of duck tape.
  • 16:46:21: My god this train operator is riding the brakes. Everyone is getting seasick. #wmata
  • 17:17:03: I am serious, this train operator is really bad. A few people have fallen, many bailed at Ballston. Replace driver of train 3136 #wmata!
  • 22:33:52: "The Situation" is bombing harder than Dresden.
  • 22:40:38: That was nice of Jeff Ross to help him. His material wasn't bad, but he can't deliver worth squat. Speaking of squat, Lisa Lampinelli!

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