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Poll #1153823 Running an anime con
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You are running an anime con. Suddenly, Punkie comes up to you and says there's a riot in Artist's Alley, and Steve Bennett is fending them off with Prisma markers. Do you:

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Wake up
4 (15.4%)

Contact security
10 (38.5%)

Hit Punkie
5 (19.2%)

Scream "I like giraffes!"
7 (26.9%)

You are stuck in a crowded elevator with two very smelly fanboys. Do you:

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Ask them to shower
8 (30.8%)

Say nothing, put put post-it notes on their back saying "wash me"
12 (46.2%)

Hit Punkie
2 (7.7%)

Go hump a giraffe
4 (15.4%)

Convention security has just submitted a budget to trick out a maid cart to fire rocket-propelled grenades. Do you:

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Limit the firing range to less than 50 feet
6 (23.1%)

Insist it also converts to a giant mop-weilding robot
13 (50.0%)

Hit Punkie
2 (7.7%)

Go hump a giraffe in a crowded elevator
5 (19.2%)

The merchant's room becomes so full, it bursts out of the walls, spilling tons of wall scrolls, comics, DVDs, and rubber Sailor Moon keychains into the lobby. Do you:

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Make sure the wall scrolls are not Taiwanese fakes
8 (30.8%)

Sift through the debris, looking for "Men's Pocky"
10 (38.5%)

Hit Punkie
4 (15.4%)

Look for hentai about humping giraffes in crowded elevators
4 (15.4%)

The tech crew suddenly claims that all their music was stolen, and all they have left is one badly-dubbed mono tape mix of the "Yappa pa" song from Ramna 1/2. Do you:

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Suggest they play the tape at different speeds, no one will notice it's the same song
5 (19.2%)

Tell the cosplay people they will have to sing their onstage music and provide ear plugs for the tech crew
10 (38.5%)

Hit Punkie
4 (15.4%)

Give them your well-worn CD of "Humping Giraffes," by the J-Pop group, The Crowded Elevators.
7 (26.9%)



I forgot why I wrote this e-mail, like over 6 years ago, but I should mention that the "Humping Giraffes" joke was inspired from Prune Bran, c. 1989-1993, from the skit "National Perversion Test" (I think). It is probably the fault of [info]dptwisted or [info]badmagic. I found it in an old e-mail folder, and decided to post it.
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[User Picture]From: [info]pockyman
2008-03-14 12:59 am (UTC)

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Hit Punkie? No.

Hug Punkie, possibly crying from the madness of it all? Yes.

^_^
[User Picture]From: [info]aynne_witch
2008-03-14 01:02 am (UTC)

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hit the punkie - well, just that once - but that's enough

the rest - hmmmmm - nah, I'll need you to record the scenes for posterity and reminisce with over a nice cup of really hot tea.
[User Picture]From: [info]ironkite
2008-03-14 01:51 am (UTC)

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You are stuck in a crowded elevator with two very smelly fanboys. Do you:

E) Set off the Lysol bomb you have in your back pocket used for crowd control in the Game room.
[User Picture]From: [info]bridgit
2008-03-14 02:02 am (UTC)

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Giraffes are wonderful! :)

What can I say, I am Mommie Prune!

Edited at 2008-03-14 02:04 am (UTC)
[User Picture]From: [info]dptwisted
2008-03-14 02:06 am (UTC)

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That's possibly the oldest Prune Bran joke. It may date back to when I was in High School.
[User Picture]From: [info]evilpassion8
2008-03-14 04:31 am (UTC)

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how wonderful to look at the results and know I am normal.

well, relatively speaking.





i LIKE giraffes......
[User Picture]From: [info]vlynn
2008-03-14 01:39 pm (UTC)

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Gotta love running in a crowd that defines normalcy as the shared desire to hump a giraffe in a crowded elevator. Hooray!
- Gummi Prune
[User Picture]From: [info]bridgit
2008-03-14 11:27 pm (UTC)

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I'm trying to dredge up all the nicknames in Prune Bran... and I can't remember yours... It sounds familiar but I can't put a face to you.... :)
[User Picture]From: [info]vlynn
2008-03-15 02:42 am (UTC)

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Kelly Fox :)
[User Picture]From: [info]bridgit
2008-03-15 12:17 pm (UTC)

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Ha! I was right! :) Great to see you again! :)