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Another fun day on the Metro [May. 14th, 2008|12:14 pm]
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Today was a terrible day on the Metro... for other people. I was okay, but feeling uncomfortable as this sunny weather and what I considered happy weather seemed to anger everyone on the way in this morning.

I am reading my book, when suddenly I hear a voice scrape across the air, "You know, other people don't want to hear your phone conversations." A quick glace showed a confrontation between two men. The man on the phone looked like a distinguished businessman with a very low voice; so low, I didn't even register he was on the phone even though he was maybe 3 feet away from me or less. That's the Metro for you. But sitting in a seat a foot away was the kind of guy you just want to punch on principle. An older guy with a bike helmet, a "Northern Face" jacket, shorts, and a messenger bag. But it wasn't how he looked that bothered me, but his patronizing tone to the businessman standing up in front of him.

The business man said something which sounded like a gracious apology, but the older man just kept talking like he was condemning an errant teenager who just said the F-bomb in front of his small children. "A lot of people have to share the Metro, you can make that call at some later time." I wanted to stand up and go, "What the FUCK? How would YOU know? He can use his damn phone all he likes, and I wasn't even aware he was talking until your irritating anal-control voice slithered into my ear like oily barbed wire." But I didn't. I am not sure what the man said next, because again, he had a quiet, low voice. But the old guy kept shaking his head, "No. NO. You can make that call outside the Metro. Now hang up that phone." The business man decided to do so rather than fight, but the old guy lectured him for another minute or so. It took me a while to calm down in sympathy. What a prick!

Then a little later, another guy started hassling this young woman sitting next to him. "Move your pointy elbows!" he said. The way he was sitting was seriously encroaching into her space because he had a rolling suitcase, a duffel bag, and was holding onto all of it instead of keeping it on the floor. The woman said something back, and his response sounded like, "Well, some of us weren't born rich and privileged." Finally, he moved to an empty seat, but when he made eye contact with me he shook his head and said, "Women can be so self-centered."

Yeah, so can asshats with luggage.

Then there was a really bratty private school kid with possibly his older sister. I see a lot of private school kids on the Red Line, and many of them are rambunctious and rude. In this case, the younger kid who looked about 7 or 8 was climbing all over the seats while he teenager sister was yelling at him to stop. All he did was mock her, laugh, and generally act monkey-like in his taunting. Finally, one of her attempts to grab him worked, and she pulled him across the seat, pulled down his pants, and spanked the hell out of him. The kid just said, "Oh yeah. Uh huh. I like dat! Smack my ass!" Her blows were weak and ineffective, and finally the kid wiggled away, even more hyper. He started doing a dance out of her reach, and then started jumping on the seats. Not two seconds after I thought, "God's going to take care of this one," the kid slipped and fell ON HIS THROAT over a handlebar on the back of the seat.

His tune changed quickly. He started to cough and then cry. His sister came over to look at him, but he jerked away, gasping. Then they got off at Fort Totten, so I am not sure how badly he was hurt. But as they left, she was saying, "I told you not to do that. I told you you'd get hurt, but you're such a stupid ass you don't even listen to anything!"

Fun day!
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[User Picture]From: [info]greenpear
2008-05-14 06:17 pm (UTC)

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These stories remind me why I don't miss riding the bus anymore. You try to keep to yourself but sooner or later the stoopid people will find you. And since they paid their money to ride they're going to tell everyone else how they should act.

Granted, I don't like most cell phone usage in public areas but as long as it's not so loudly overpowering I deal with it.
[User Picture]From: [info]malle_babbe
2008-05-15 12:31 am (UTC)

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You know, as interesting as the DC area is, the massive asshole population is something I do not miss at all. I often wonder of the "D.C." stood for "Douchebag Capital" rather than "District of Columbia".
[User Picture]From: [info]uurdala
2008-05-15 05:03 am (UTC)

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QFE

My GODS but it makes me miss Jersey even more.

People in the metro area are just so... well... awful. (sweeping generalization not referring to the individuals who are not at all awful disclaimer here)

I've never seen such a concentration of aggressively rude, -mean- and disagreeable types anywhere else, and that INCLUDES New York. It always puzzles me. I've never been able to figure out what makes them so nasty. This place could use a serious dose of viral niceness.
[User Picture]From: [info]malle_babbe
2008-05-17 12:13 am (UTC)

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Glad to know it isn't just me then. I think the best explanation I ever found for the general assiness was in the book "White House Nannies" where the author says (and I'm paraphrasing here) in order to understand DC, one had to picture the really type-A kinds in school, the ones who were class president / valedictorian / head of the school newspaper / racked up enough AP credits to start college as a junior / etc. and picture an area with half a million of them.

That and the heat would make St. Francis of Assisi swear. I remember way back in the 4th grade in an un-air conditioned classroom, ass crack aflame with prickly heat, with Jimmy Motormouth disrupting class just as I was about to grasp the arcane inner workings of pre-algebra. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't in a punching mood...
[User Picture]From: [info]uurdala
2008-05-17 04:24 am (UTC)

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No. Totally not just you. Before I left the area, I'd begun to think it was normal to be surrounded by self-absorbed, rude, unpleasant, snobby, self-important, know-it-all yuppies. I figured manners and friendliness were old fashioned, outdated values that no one had any use for.

Then I got out of the NoVA for a few years. I was just floored by the social differences. Up in NJ, folks smiled at each other, held doors for one another, spoke to each other like the listener wasn't pond scum and just generally behaved in a much better way toward each other. I wish I were still there. I miss my friendly neighbors.

The DC/Metro area is indeed the land of rampant asshattery.