| Did you hear that Ben & Jerry's is making an ice cream in honor of George W. Bush? |
[Jan. 14th, 2009|12:40 pm] |
It'll be called Walnuts of Mass Destruction. One thing to note is that it doesn't actually contain any walnuts. [rim shot]
Serving suggestion is with yellow cake. [thank you, tip your waitress]
Other rejected flavors:
ImPeachMint WireTapioca Nut'n Accomplished Neandertholitan Flunky Monkey Choc and Awe-lmond Grape Depression Iraqi Road Hurricane Ice-cream-a Everlasting GOP-stopper Impeach Cobbler Guantanmallow George Bush Doesn't Care About Chocolate Mess-o-Pistachio SNAFUdge Douche de Leche Credit Crunch Osama Split Caramel Preemptive Stripe
and the ever-popular:
Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl
From here. |
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| Comments: |
"Good Riddance..." was my favorite too, just the wonderfully controlled venom of it.
Are people really willing to pay for a pint of frozen dog shit? | |