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bless you! [Nov. 20th, 2009|05:00 pm]
icanhaschzbrgr


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bless you! …why you scream?

sry. wuz xpecting sum puffz plus.

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Wut u mean no leevz in da hous? [Nov. 20th, 2009|03:00 pm]
icanhaschzbrgr


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Wut u mean no leevz in da hous? Iz mah colekshun!

i gotz sum 2 add 2 ur collecshun.

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Flibbettygibbettous [Nov. 20th, 2009|07:02 pm]

ninjacooter
  • 00:35 Animals have no sense of decorum about where they put their asses. Particularly when it comes to cats and the face. What up with that? #
  • 11:15 Reflection and celebration bit.ly/39zkhJ #
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Cheesy noodles [Nov. 20th, 2009|06:09 pm]

sagesaria
[mood | onomnomnom]

When I was in my major money crisis a while ago, Danni was giving me tips on how to save on food (outside of my semiweekly Panera run of course). Part of the problem with me is I prefer to eat out because I'm sick of the things I always have for lunch like bologna sandwiches or cup ramen or microwavable ravioli, and actually taking the energy to cook something new beforehand is just...bleh. So she gave me a recipe of hers that I've been using this week;

cook a package of ramen normally, don't add the flavoring package, drain the water and add milk, butter, and your choice of cheese.

It's REALLY good, cheaper and cooks faster than mac and cheese and tastes better because it has real cheese in it. Now this is something I could probably get used to making a lot for my lunches.

I just have to remember to make enough for the next day, 'cause I always want to eat some right away XDDD

Also I'm pondering what would happen if I put a tiny bit of the flavor package into it, to give it some meat flavor. I shall have to experiment with this.
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Friday Rewind: Home Shopping Fail [Nov. 20th, 2009|09:00 pm]
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Every Friday we’ll be bringing you a classic FAIL Blog video. Enjoy the epicness!

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Reflection and celebration [Nov. 20th, 2009|05:15 pm]

ninjacooter
It's been forever since I posted something substantial on LJ. It's about time.
I am 41, going on 12 - essentially. Tomorrow, I become the number for Life, the Universe and Everything for an entire year. Gon' work me somma dat mojo to get the most out of the number as I can wring out of it.

As it is, I'm pretty much celebrating turning 42. My fourties have been both productive and interesting so far. I put out my first book. (FINALLY!) I started to embark on a documentary, even got a bunch of stuff filmed, but am putting the project on hold to do other things. The topic was something that I ended up getting a little too scattered about in my own mind and I'm re-evaluating a whole bunch of 'life stuff', which is pretty much what I guess you're supposed to do when you start kickin' around the fourties.

In a way, I'm both discovering and rediscovering who I am - figuring out that large parts of me are who I've been all along; parts that I tried to leave along the wayside but ended up needing. I left them behind with the honest intention of finding out if I was really that person. Come to find out - yep. I am. So I'm going with it - and am MUCH happer because of it. Screw the squares that are uncomfortable with it.

Ah, reintegration. It can be a joyful path of self-discovery, or it can be a harsh mistress that slaps the hell out of you when you ask for nothing more than a glass of water.

It's all part of the ride, part of the journey.

This has been a rough, bitch of a year for a lot of people. I've lost my mother/best friend and two friends already, and I know there are many out there who have had a similar go of it. It is my fondest wish that you all find that nugget of happy, of inner peace inside you - and that you run with it 'til the wheels fall off.

I earnestly wish that my birthday announces a year of prosperity, love, happiness, productivity and complete goofiness - and I wish this same thing for you all.

Thank you for being friends, family and fans. You help make life awesome.

Much love.

P.S. And hey, if you 've read my book, you happen to use Facebook's app Visual Bookshelf, and want to do something awesome and that will be hugely appreciated - go here and place it in your book collection. If you're feeling especially generous, feel free to post a review. That would be the best birthday present ever. :)
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*facepalm* [Nov. 20th, 2009|04:09 pm]

deadly_touch
[mood | amused]

So I'm sitting here at my computer with a glass of wine...with a neon green bendy straw in it.

...

...yes, I am an overgrown child.

Seeing the straw in my glass, MJ asks for one, I grab a neon pink one. She runs about with it happily, pretending it's a flute or a magic wand or whatever pleases her at the moment. I reoccupy myself with reading a website. Before I know what's what, she's come running over to plunge her straw into my cup and just as I realize what's happening she draws the liquid up...

ARGHHHHHHHH NO NO NO THAT'S GROSS IT'S MOMMY'S AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

All that comes out of my mouth in about two seconds, I grab a napkin & look back at her, she's got a stricken look on her face.

"Did you taste that?!!"
"...yes mommy, it taste nasty and for grownups." *disgust face* *holds up straw* "please rinse in da sink?"


Jeez.
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It also rbings head trees [Nov. 20th, 2009|08:00 pm]
engrishfunny

engrish funny singlf love

A singlf love rbings happinfss lo atl.
Love tale
“Love” envflops fvertyhing

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Miriam: 1924 [Nov. 20th, 2009|09:05 pm]
shorpy

Washington, D.C., circa 1924. "Miriam Auerbach." National Photo Company Collection glass negative. View full size.


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Numbers that grab your attention [Nov. 20th, 2009|08:00 pm]
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Numbers that grab your attention

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Thanks for [Nov. 20th, 2009|12:00 pm]
icanhaschzbrgr


funny pictures of cats with captions

Thanks for getting all of that cereal out of the way for me.

wheerz mah toy surprize?

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Off to Philcon [Nov. 20th, 2009|03:01 pm]

maugorn
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Thanksgiving Weekend in San Jose [Nov. 20th, 2009|01:42 pm]

amelia_eve
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[Current Location |Soon, San Jose]
[mood |sociable]

We are going to be spending the Thanksgiving holiday in San Jose, CA. We've got a lot of activities on the docket, including my mother's 80th birthday party. However, we'd love to see any locals (or other visitors!) who'll be in town that weekend. We will be hanging out at the Gordon Biersch brew pub downtown (33 E. San Fernando St at S. 2nd) on Saturday afternoon. Anybody going to be around?
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Usage of a flexible ruler [Nov. 20th, 2009|05:00 pm]
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funny graphs and charts

Usage of a flexible ruler

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Suspicious Fail [Nov. 20th, 2009|06:00 pm]
thefailblog


epic fail pictures

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Making mom and dad so proud [Nov. 20th, 2009|03:00 pm]
thefailblog

epic fail pictures

Intelligence Fail

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ten quick things, including some math, a comic, and a few ideas [Nov. 20th, 2009|09:14 am]
wilwheaton

I can't believe it's Friday, which means tomorrow is the weekend. Where did this week go, anyway?

A few things I wanted to mention before I get busy:

1. If you'd told me a year ago that I'd be going to bed between 9 and 10 every night, then waking up entirely on my own between 6 and 7 the next morning, I would have called you a name ... but it's what I've been doing the last six weeks, because I'd rather wake up on my own, than be woken up by the fucking construction next door.

2. Scott Kurtz' PvP is always wonderful, but The Incident just killed me. Start with part one and work your way forward - it only lasts a minute, though, so don't rush it.

3. I don't know how I lived without click2flash until this morning, but since I installed it, my Mac is easily 5000% faster.

3+1. My friend Amber pointed out that today (1120) = (1 × 2 × 3 × 4 × 5 × 6 × 7 × 8) / (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8). I love that, and it makes me wish I was better at math.

5. Speaking of wanting to be better at math, I have this idea for a class at a community college. It's for people like me who are in their 30s and have realized that they've forgotten a lot of the things they learned in high school, things like rules of grammar, algebra, chemistry, and civics. The truth is, unless you use those things every day, the reality of adult responsibilities pushes them out of your head. I mean, I'm a pretty smart guy, and there are times when I have to write down a math problem that I used to be able to do in my head, and some of the spelling and grammar errors I make are just embarrassing – and I'm a writer! So my idea is for an 8 week class that meets once or twice a week for a couple hours, that would be a mental tune up for guys like me. We don't need to relearn everything from the beginning, we just need to stimulate that part of our memory where algebra and geometry are stored so we can remember the things we used to take for granted. Someone do that, and do it at PCC so I can walk there, okay?

6. Speaking of college: I'm going to CalTech today to do an awesome thing for NASA. I'll be on campus for a few hours, and I had an idea that could be fun: I'm pretty sure a non-zero number of people at CalTech read my blog or follow me on Twitter (or are a few degrees from someone who does), so the first person to find me there today and say "Qapla'!" gets a signed copy of Uchu, one of the Star Trek mangas I wrote. (NB: If I'm working with you today, you're ineligible*. Sorry.) 

7. Is it just me, or has the last week brought a significant uptick in people being dicks on Twitter? I'm blocking a lot more people than usual. It has a Long September feeling to it, but I realize my user experience isn't the same as a normal person's.

√64. I've been asked if I'll be at ConCon (the Leverage convention) next year in Portland. I'm not sure they're interested in bringing in guest stars (and, honestly, if you had to choose between me and Mark Sheppard, I'm obviously staying home) but if they are, yeah, I'd love to be part of it.

9. People ask me all the time if I'll come to their city for a show. I haven't been willing to travel very far, because it's too risky to invest in travel and shipping merchandise only to have 40 people show up. But Paul F. Tomkins wrote a post for his blog about how he's letting people build an audience that makes it worth his time and money to travel to their town and do a show, and it makes a lot of sense to me. I think it's a model I could duplicate (or at least attempt to duplicate) so if you're at all interested in seeing me perform live in a town near you (read: not Los Angeles) then please read his post. I'll expand on it next week. (Related to this: let's say I could do a live show that was streamed online. I would perform some stories for about an hour or so, and then take questions from The Internet. It would probably cost about $5 or $10. Does that sound like something you'd be interested in doing with me?)

X. Looking for something to do this weekend? GET EXCITED AND MAKE THINGS! There's a ton of inspiration from your fellow creators in the comments on this post.

*Sigh. I had to look up the proper spelling of "ineligible." Please, someone, get to work on that class, okay? I feel stupid.

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It’s the [Nov. 20th, 2009|09:00 am]
icanhaschzbrgr


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It’s the catnip … he’s such a light weight. woo hoo!

i c unicornz!

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Did they run out of Steve and Dave? [Nov. 20th, 2009|04:00 pm]
engrishfunny

engrish funny frank soup

Noodle Soup
P8. Pho Chin, Gan ~ Brisket & Tendon
P9. Pho Chin, Nam ~ Brisket & Frank
P10. Pho Tai, Chin Bo Vien ~ Steak, Brisket, Meat Balls
P11. Pho Tai, Nam, Gau, Gan, Sach ~ Steak, Frank, Brisket, Tendon, Tripe

His brother was delicious.

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thank full [Nov. 20th, 2009|12:06 pm]
wolfdancer
[mood | amused]
[music |wiggles]

for my parrots. Who are making me nuts right now. Snuggles is watching sprots and hooting lik a owl, saying "owl owl" and laughing/// ouch! one in a tree. She is laughing at the wiggles, And just said "Dorthy is a fish." Dorthy is a puppet sort of dinisore, but it just clicked that Elmo world has a Gold fish "Dorthy."
Duh.
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A favorite poem resurfaces [Nov. 20th, 2009|11:44 am]

maugorn
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Cue Cards, Please? [Nov. 20th, 2009|02:30 pm]
cakewrecks
Last week we looked at cakes that took labeling a bit too far. Today, let's look at the other side of the coin: when cakes really need to give us that hint.

See, once you read the text, and figure out that this has something to do with some sort of ski, it suddenly all makes sense! (Sort of.)

[smacking forehead] Oh, of course! It's TNT! How could I have missed that?

Now, if you're going to give us hints, Wreckerators, it helps if they're at least somewhat legible:

Do you KNOW how long I squinted at this thing, trying to figure out why there were black jellyfish on it? Well, do you?!?

(No, I am not going to tell you what it is. I squinted hard for that knowledge, peeps.)

It also helps if the hints are spelled correctly:

So, we've got a fat anthropomorphic top lip with arms, and it says "Gone Crabiy." Oh kaaaay.
(Well, I guess the word "crab" IS in there...)

Then there are the more cryptic hints:

"Cakes" like this (and I say "cakes" because, as you all know, cupcake cakes are NOT real cakes) can help us brush up on our deductive reasoning skills. Observe:

1. There is a number on the shape, and the cake board reads "Win! Win!"
2. Numbers and winning are often associated with sports.
3. Therefore, the "cake" is a stretched out, radioactive uterus.


Meg, Paula B., Robbie, Kaycee M., & Julie M., with that 8 on there the temptation to make some kind of OctoMom crack is rather strong - but I resisted, just for you.

You're welcome.


- Related Wreckage: Say What?
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Appeal of Twilight in relation to age of girl. [Nov. 20th, 2009|02:00 pm]
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Appeal of Twilight in relation to age of girl.

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The Parkson’s had no idea [Nov. 20th, 2009|06:00 am]
icanhaschzbrgr


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The Parkson’s had no idea why they got no trick-or-treaters this year

dat meenz moar candee 4 me!

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See the Future: Get the Magic Cheezburger! [Nov. 20th, 2009|05:59 am]
icanhaschzbrgr

Magic Cheezburger

Life is full of tough questions: Is Ceiling Cat watching me? Will Basement Cat get me in my sleep? Can I has cheezburger?

Fear not: the Magic Cheezburger has the answers! This adorably NOM-able cheezburger is your window into the future (but don’t eat it!!!). It’s like a Magic Eight Ball that brings teh LOLz.

And remember: the only place you can get it is online at our LOLmart store!



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I do think the picture illustrates it well [Nov. 20th, 2009|12:00 pm]
engrishfunny

engrish funny where dog

Where is the dog-sh*t from ?
According to “Waste Cleaning Act”, dog-owners with get NT $1,200 to $6,000 fine if they let their dogs sh*t anywhere.
Remember to bring tools to clean dog-sh*ts while walking dogs

I bet he feels better.

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BSR "Chatroom Mom" [Nov. 20th, 2009|07:43 am]

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Navy Nurses: 1912 [Nov. 20th, 2009|11:24 am]
shorpy

Washington, D.C., circa 1912. "Navy Hospital nurses." Dry plate glass negative, Harris & Ewing Collection. View full size.


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And tell your mother I said hello [Nov. 20th, 2009|12:00 pm]
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Banner Fail

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Banner posted at entrance to MgGhee-Tyson Air National Guard Base (Knoxville, TN) several summers ago.



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Around the Interwebs [Nov. 20th, 2009|11:59 am]
thefailblog


I’ll keep an eye out for it … at Oddly Specific
I always thought the purpose of a sign was to say something as clearly as possible. Sometimes, they’re a little too clear. And by too clear, I mean they totally FAIL. Oddly Specific is a gallery of signs so particular that they’re just not helpful. Not even a little helpful. Unhelpful, even.

CONGRATULATIONS!
VeryDemotivational

Eat Them And Gain Their Powers!
Autocomplete Me

Last Shot – QU!T 5T3AL!N6 O R LETT3R$
Urlesque

Parkour Fail Compilation
College Humor



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WE KNOW [Nov. 20th, 2009|03:00 am]
icanhaschzbrgr


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WE KNOW paws on the wall and spread em

u can put awai teh taser.

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Development Release: VENENUX GNU/Linux 0.8 RC2 [Nov. 20th, 2009|11:06 am]
distrowatchnews
VENENUX GNU/Linux is a Debian-based community distribution developed in South America and designed for Spanish-speaking users. The second release candidate for the upcoming version 0.8 was announced today. Changes: cleaner and more comfortable desktop theme; improved performance; "libre" Linux kernel 2.6.31.4; support for ext4 file system; addition of....


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The recession is crazy [Nov. 20th, 2009|09:00 am]
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Coupon Fail

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Today's Twitters [Nov. 20th, 2009|12:55 am]

smoakes777
  • 09:00 Oh holy crap. Just realized it was my stepmom's birthday yesterday and I didn't call her. Fuck. #
  • 10:39 Over-hearing the boss at the other paper berate someone. Glad I don't work over there. #
  • 11:12 Thought my column was due today. It is due next Wednesday. But, I'll be out of town then so I guess it's good I'm SO INDUSTRIOUS #
  • 11:31 Words I often mix up: Narcolepsy and Necrophilia. This is a problem, as my husband has narcolepsy. #
  • 11:35 Guy just emailed a change: he wants his title to read gen.mgr./prod rather than prod./gen.mgr. Good lord I hope he doesn't have kids. #
  • 12:41 Something in this office makes my eyes itch and burn. Or maybe I just hate working. #
  • 13:42 Would it have been so hard to make the word for palindrome a palindrome? Here: Dorprod. Or: Trevert. Either would be perfect. #
  • 16:20 Songs I have had in my head today: oh what a night; rolling on the river, if I only had a brain #
  • 16:59 Every now and then the perfect setup for a great story will happen and I'll realize there is NO WAY I can tell it at work #onceatapartyIble #
  • 17:26 I've been craving SOMETHING for the past two days. I'm sure it means I'm missing something vital from my diet. No idea what it is I want #
  • 17:36 @SallyStardust Do you have a tape player in your car? I can loan you Guns Germs and Steel on tape... #
  • 17:57 Loudly discussing the ending of a movie that hasn't even opened yet is just uncool #shutupshutupshutup #
  • 18:53 sister just guilt-tripped me for spending Thanksgiving with dad instead of mom. Mom totally doesn't care, but feel guilty now anyway. #
  • 20:08 Can't believe how my sister always finds some new way to make me feel terrible, and I always fall for it. #
  • 20:28 @MCrockett don't know if it's intentional or not with mine. She's either diabolical or mentally stunted. #
  • 20:53 @jenelleriley Yeah right. You listen to someone tell you that you made your mother cry and control your reaction. I wish I was an only child #
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#572; In which it Moves even now [Nov. 20th, 2009|08:00 am]
wondermark

Look at it go!

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The Thanksgiving Project: for bloggers & libraries [Nov. 20th, 2009|07:52 am]
wondermark

It’s nearly Thanksgiving again, which for me means reflecting on and being grateful for you, the wonderful people who allow me to make ridiculous things for a living. Thank you all so much! And this year, I would like to extend a particular thanks to two groups who’ve meant a lot to me: bloggers and libraries.

Bloggers are the lifeblood of my business. You folks who mention Wondermark on your blogs, Twitters, LiveJournals, Facebooks, CraniumDumps, or even just email a favorite strip to a friend, are what keep this enterprise growing and running on all cylinders. So here’s my offer:

I will give away ten free copies — not just copies, Artist Editions! — of Clever Tricks to Stave Off Death to folks who blog about Wondermark between now and the end of November.

Stated another way: Blog about Wondermark, send me the link to what you wrote using this handy form, and I’ll enter you in a contest for one of ten free sketched-in copies of my latest book. You can write about anything Wondermark-related — a favorite episode, a particular product I offer, or just the strip in general — and you can enter as many times as you like (as long as each entry is for a separate post, on any platform). I’ll choose and award the winners in the first week of December, and the books will be absolutely free. I’ll pay the shipping, anywhere in the world! And even if you already own the book: a second copy could make a great gift for someone you love.

The second institution I’m indebted to is libraries. The Los Angeles library system has been of tremendous aid to me over the years of Wondermark, and I regularly patronize my local branch for all types of materials. I got super-inspired in a library in Charlotte once, and I’ve even browsed the Library of Congress in Washington for Wondermark-related material!

I know many libraries are chronically under-funded, so here’s my offer for libraries: send me a note explaining a little about your library (or similar institution that could use more books), and I will choose ten to receive a copy of Clever Tricks, absolutely free. I wish I could afford to give away more, but I am pleased to award these ten. One request per institution, please.

All requests — bloggers and libraries — must come through the forms on this page; emailed or other requests will not be considered.

Finally, an opportunity for everyone else: If you would like to buy an extra copy of Clever Tricks, or Beards of our Forefathers, to be awarded to a library — you can do that here. Simply buy the books and write “Library donation” in the Special Instructions box at checkout. I’ll donate these copies to libraries above and beyond the ten I’ll already be sending out. If you’ve been enjoying my comics for free, but don’t necessarily want a book or a shirt or anything for yourself, this is a great way to help out a worthy institution. If you don’t want me to thank you publicly, please also write “Anonymous” in the Special Instructions box.

The deadline for both contests is November 30. Go to it!

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Prudence [Nov. 20th, 2009|05:00 am]
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Moments later, the White Witch rolls up and, confused, tries to tempt the probe with a firmware upgrade.
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she say she want [Nov. 20th, 2009|04:00 am]
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she say she want

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Brain oozeings [Nov. 20th, 2009|12:30 am]

grayhawkfh
twitterings )
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UGH [Nov. 19th, 2009|08:52 pm]

smoakes777
I could kill my sister. She just told me that mom is really really hurt that David and I are going on vacation with my dad. So even though I talked my mom and my mom assured me that she's not upset about it at all, I feel absolutely horrible. I've been so excited about this trip and now I feel just awful about it. Instead of looking forward to it I'm crying and feeling incredibly guilty.

She said she wasn't trying to make me feel guilty, just thought I should know how mom feels. Then she reminded me how much work mom put into our wedding reception. I am the worse daughter ever.
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