punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

Swear words I am going to retire come January 1st

I want to reduce my swearing, since I am around more children these days. I tried this in 1998, and again in 2002, but over time, I have been slipping and become kind of a potty-mouth. This also forces me to become more creative when i am really mad, or if I *must* use them, they will have MORE power!

The following root swears (and their derivatives) I will try to never say again unless I REALLY need to:
- ass
- cock
- cootch
- cunt
- dildo
- fag
- fuck
- goddamn
- jackoff
- piss
- pussy
- shit
- spooge
- tits
- twat
- whore
- yabbie
... and any ethnic slur (like the n-word), which I never use anyway

The following are on a "maybe" list:
- bastard
- bitch
- crap
- damn
- dick
- hell

Any others you'd suggest?
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