punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

From Twitter 01-04-2010

  • 08:10:21: New graffiti on the Red Line: ALF and JuJu have a Super Marios tribute near Brookland.
  • 08:57:35: Best invitation line I have seen in a while, "BYO cash or enjoy the complimentary tap water..."
  • 09:15:11: Our building was bought out. Same guys who sold it a few years ago. It's like owning the Stouffer Concourse Hotel (FanTek in-joke).
  • 09:22:34: Apparently, at Madeleine Allfight's wedding, my named got dropped and recognized! Yay, I make a difference! (thanks, @dc_rollergirls).
  • 11:42:40: Life of an ISP: Email for month of December: 39.4 million mails. Spam: 39.2 mil. That's 99.4% network garbage. All spammers must die.
  • 13:02:13: There is a special place in Hades for shopping sites that have "click to enlarge" images that just open a pop-up with the same size image.
  • 13:31:16: Dead bugs on carpet: Update, live bugs on order: http://i.imgur.com/eGfyA.jpg
  • 13:43:17: When they outlaw bathing in blancmange, only outlaws will bathe in blancmange: http://i.imgur.com/XJthe.jpg
  • 14:48:10: Famous movie quotes, paired, rhymed, and done to techno. Will stick to your head like glue. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUX9ja5ZY6M
  • 17:19:56: Red Line just so slow. Single tracking through Medical Center. They stop at stations, leave doors open, stay a spell, and we FREEZE.
  • 17:24:59: @metro_man you are like one train behind us. When you get to Brookland, laugh and point at the busted escalator follies that just happened.
  • 18:05:23: @dc_rollergirls I get a free pass for being one of your bouncers. How'd that happen? Wait... IT'S A TRAP! :p
  • 21:16:35: So far, 4 swears today. I knew work would be tough, and screaming "Gosh darn it to HECK!" like Public Defender Sullivan not as impacting.
  • 21:19:25: Those were not the droids we were looking for... I don't think.

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