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07 January 2010 @ 03:06 am
From Twitter 01-06-2010  

  • 07:33:28: Orange Line sitting a little too long at West Falls Church. No announcement or anything... Just freezing cold air in my lap.
  • 07:36:23: I hope the next terrorist attack is done by an overweight white guy in a John Deere cap, just to mess with the racial profilers' heads.
  • 07:39:25: Train so packed now, the @alyankovic song "Another one Rides the Bus" stuck in my head.
  • 09:23:18: Symantec NetBackup: We'll take a 20 minute job and make it last 3 days.
  • 09:27:23: “Spock. This *child* is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do….spank it?”
  • 09:45:13: @grayhawk I was told that the coaches are micromanaged to death. Just by the fact that *I* have heard this must mean this is a BIG problem.
  • 11:48:31: When subtitles fail... http://tinyurl.com/ycazgje
  • 11:51:45: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  • 12:24:58: I suspect a friend of mine, married to a strict nutritionist, takes me out to dinner just to eat real food once in a while. :)
  • 12:36:58: Hooray! Hot Pockets for lunch!
  • 16:24:10: @katsucon Is it true that Katsucon Medical is now equipped to deal with ice cream headache emergencies?
  • 17:08:52: @beachlurk I have been told by those stationed there penguins are heavy, smelly, greasy, and poop everywhere. And the seals are mean.
  • 17:11:45: Big jerk at #dtss station nearly got us stopped with the "I will wedge myself into the door further in until I get on board" door jam tactic
  • 17:13:14: Big jerk nearly broke down our already packed car. Too many people between him and me to get a PERFECT picture of him not caring.
  • 17:15:52: @NetBackup because your Winx64 client installs with the subtlety of a drunken hippo. Finally got it to work in 3rd reinstall. No idea how.
  • 20:35:23: I think I worked with a "Mr Bungle" or two at AOL: http://tinyurl.com/22uxtn
  • 22:05:46: Captains Log, startdate... hey... HEY! Spock!! Leggo my Eggo! http://tinyurl.com/ya2xrc6

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