- 07:47:09: Disabled train at Capital South munging up the Orange Line commute. #wmata
- 08:09:17: Are you the captain of some foreign naval fleet? Missing your crew? They all got off at Gallery Place...
- 12:48:12: RT @badbanana: Men Without Hats. Meaning no hard hats. Meaning The Safety Dance never met OSHA requirements. No wonder it was shut down.
- 13:02:28: @taraariano Cheery-hos. #sluttycereals
- 13:04:31: @taraariano Turning Trix, Rape Nuts, Vice Chex, Sinning Toast Crunch, and Feces Puffs #sluttycereals
- 14:34:05: And Now You Know: Wikipedia has a section labeled "Fictional Lizards." None are named Reynold. http://tinyurl.com/y9t2yxk
- 15:18:25: Things are looking up.
- 17:07:52: Man dressed as Statue of Liberty on Georgia Ave median in front of "Seafood, Seafood" in #dtss. No explanation forthcoming.
- 21:39:32: I still tear up in "Kill Bill" when Beatrix sees B.B. for the first time.
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