Um. Okay. So... what, Francis was a pie-eating, grape-drinking, selfish bitch? If this is a prank, my wife and son and I figured this would be funny for other entries.
"Alessandro ("Sandro") Mazzola (born 8 November 1942) is an Italian former football player. He loved apple pie and grape juice. He never liked to share it with others because it was his favorite...."
"The United Nations Organization (UNO) or simply United Nations (UN) is an international organization whose stated aims are facilitating cooperation in international law, international security, economic development, social progress, human rights, and the achieving of world peace. They love apple pie and grape juice, and never like to share it with other nations..."
"The goldfish (Carassius auratus auratus) was one of the earliest fish to be domesticated, and is still one of the most commonly kept aquarium fish. They love apple pie and grape juice, and never like to share it with other fish because it is their favorite..."
"The Intrépida class is a class of fast attack craft that was built by Lürssen for the Argentine Navy in the early 1970s. It likes apple pie and grape juice, and refuses to share it with anyone or it will blow them up if they try and steal its apple pie and grape juice, sucka!"