- 00:06:51: RT @badbanana: Revenge is a dish I'll never order again. Not only was it cold, I'm pretty sure I have food poisoning.
- 08:20:53: This morning does not have the proper amount of suction.
- 17:32:25: Funny to watch passengers read a book of a stranger next to them.They suddenly look away when the person has a 6th sense and looks up.#wmata
- 17:40:46: Bull Shannon just entered the car. http://twitpic.com/169uol
- 17:44:25: RT @CraigyFerg: @grantimahara. Warning! DO NOT put the emoticon chip in the Robot Skeleton.
- 17:47:49: RT @mike_elgan: Why 3D pie charts are bad. http://bit.ly/cCS6t0
- 19:53:13: "If our chefs insult you, we promise it will be in English." http://tinyurl.com/yzy62yw
- 20:07:01: Ravaged by sleep dep, I wrote one of my darkest and most depressing short stories ever. I am too scared to edit it.
- 20:29:46: "The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system...!" http://youtu.be/U8BWBn26bX0
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