- 03:33:04: Yeah, Mars! Come on! Lazy Martian bastards... http://i.imgur.com/GNm0L.png
- 03:33:43: I think my sinus headaches are telling me something. They go, "OOOOOO..." no wait, those are Cheerios.
- 03:35:33: Good way to keep people from hanging around the stalls, texting too long... http://i.imgur.com/M6lr8.jpg
- 03:37:06: Best part about this sleep deprivation? I will have no memory of this tweet. Helloooo, alternate life Punkie! I like spooking you...
- 10:57:54: I never realize how Ubuntu spoils me until I run into a Windows desktop problem.
- 12:35:14: @RealBigDannyT Voice or text?
- 14:12:04: Things that make sense to me now: never get in a land war with Asia.
- 17:35:57: Blue line train with door problems at Froggy Bottom halts Orange/Blue line #wmata
- 20:02:09: I have a lot of Girl Scout cookies. Sadly, they will have to be redistributed to people at work.
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