- 06:18:04: For your inconsideration... #wmata http://flic.kr/p/7PJbBZ
- 07:49:05: I want to wish a happy posthumous birthday to my late mother-in-law, Sally. We miss you. She would have been only 76 today.
- 14:38:36: @Glark Blah blah blah ... fishcakes.
- 15:03:07: A guy at work fixed another coworker's AFLAC duck just because it was broken and he couldn't stand that. Ah... we are such geeks here.
- 15:03:31: RT @llcoolj: Fox lifted an old interview I gave in 2008 to someone else & are misrepresenting to the public in order to promote Sarah Pa ...
- 15:08:23: aflac... aflac... AAFFFLAAAC--*BOOM*! [crash sputter tinkle] Oops. Better dial down that battery strength there, corpse of coworker.
- 16:10:46: @wilw Beggin Strips says "Dogs don't know it's not bacon." Dogs don't CARE it's not bacon, they eat garbage and cat vomit, for gods sake!
- 16:50:41: It's sad when I can tell what stop we're at and what time without looking up; simply by the attitude of passengers going past the doors.
- 18:34:23: "Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed..." - Hunter S Thompson
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