punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

From Twitter 04-02-2010

  • 05:41:08: "What did your grandpa do in the war?" "He was an art student than made fake regiments." http://www.reddit.com/tb/blaqo
  • 06:14:19: @Glark if that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
  • 09:00:16: About to give big presentation. Former AOL training makes me want to start PowerPoint with techno music. Oontz oontz oontz oontz...
  • 11:03:29: Now into hour 3 of the battle. The Battle of a Tedium.
  • 12:07:41: Hmm. I am not sure if it was ignorance, desperation, or balls that pitted these guys against the Navy: http://bit.ly/duI1bh
  • 12:13:48: @Glark I think it was in T's blog, where she said she'd leave you [something about your teeth]. You said you'd do it. She replied "packing."
  • 12:14:43: @Glark ... and then the rest were all hilarious passive aggressive mockery of a spat that had us readers in peals of laughter. IIRC.
  • 12:18:44: @websoup It surprises me not that one of them was wearing a NoFX tee shirt.
  • 12:20:08: @websoup this course stated no drinking and driving, but suggested drinking and putting.
  • 12:21:56: @websoup local man shows how to cover up his own suicide...
  • 12:30:33: A must read for people who feel like they are not a success or fear success (spoiler, you're not alone, it's okay) http://bit.ly/9y3wvC
  • 12:39:44: @grantimahara You FOOL! Did you check for ID?
  • 14:49:17: Liam Neeson was made for this role. I hope he does a movie based on this guy's life. http://tinyurl.com/dxpnbj
  • 14:50:57: @wilw I roll a saving throw versus poison. I fail! Twice damage. The DM hates me. Do we have any Mountain Dew??
  • 15:20:31: Man, I lost my roommate situation at Balticon. Time for plan B.
  • 15:23:13: @Glark flavor of the universe?
  • 16:01:53: "Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"
  • 16:25:22: The Metro is packed solid with commuters, flipflop wearing tourists, strollers, and some stranger hip-checked a little kid and he's bleeding
  • 16:27:29: A guy a few rows back makes me think Slim Pickens faked his death.
  • 16:32:24: RT @dannychun: If you're ever bombing on stage, just yell "ladies and gentlemen, please welcome SIR ELTON JOHN!!" It's a temporary fix, ...
  • 16:39:24: A gaggle of bug-eyed young women/girls in matching modesty dresses just got off at Rosslyn with a creepy old guy. The cult's yearly outing?
  • 21:27:23: This is actually a fruit. http://tinyurl.com/yettqme

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