- 06:55:59: "Beep beep OUT DA WAY baby swallowed a penny... oh my GUHD..."
- 08:23:11: Gunn High School sings away Westboro hate group http://bit.ly/b7QJvB
- 12:08:43: OH: "I am the bridge jumping friend that your parents warned you about."
- 16:15:13: RT @alyankovic: Happy Cinco de Abril, everybody!
- 16:17:06: RT @MythBusters: RT @grantimahara: http://twitpic.com/1dgqaz - Me, @CraigyFerg and Geoff on the LateLateShow set. #lollipoptheater
- 17:57:20: Time constraints has pushed me to the Hair Cuttery. My hair is driving me crazy when I get these allergy attacks.
- 18:51:13: ZOMG DISCOWTED JELLY BEANZ...! http://twitpic.com/1di3ij
- 19:41:35: I got jelly beans, but I don't like the licorice ones. Ahfu assures me he does, but then politely spits them out under the coffee table.
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