punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

From Twitter 04-22-2010

  • 05:40:23: I am not dead (yet). My sinuses hurt, though.
  • 07:57:13: I have no kid to bring to work. The previous kids I brought are with their parents, as it should be. :)
  • 11:50:35: Look Out, There's a Monster Coming! [very catchy @CraigyFerg musical number introducing the Robot Skeleton] http://youtu.be/0X5RHwBlujU
  • 13:14:08: This is the most obnoxious paranoid tripe I have seen a product try and "solve": www.handlerusa.com.
  • 14:05:18: RT @Oatmeal: This is what happens when you name a lake while your mouth is full of porkchops and peanut butter: http://bit.ly/2GW5x
  • 15:15:19: The popcorn is bland in Security Theater. The plays they show are ironic.
  • 16:09:03: I wish I knew ASL for, "You have a beautiful language. I wish I knew how to speak it."
  • 17:40:24: DONUTS!!! http://twitpic.com/1hlyup
  • 18:26:04: Guardian of the Donuts http://twitpic.com/1hma5v
  • 20:32:41: Shampooing carpets. Carpets won't pay extra for the creme rinse, those cheap bastards. They tip poorly, too.
  • 20:32:53: RT @Lileks: I just ate a steak so tender the cow probably cried watching "Up."
  • 20:35:11: @websoup The final scene from Jaws has just been Sweded...
  • 20:36:55: @websoup I hate to see how he drains his grandmother's colostomy bag.
  • 20:38:14: @websoup the police found this evidence at the ruins of the Baltimore aquarium with a note that says, "Trampoline World is NEXT!"
  • 20:44:09: "As Seen on TV" - a musical montage tribute to incredibly incompetent people doing stuff wrong to sell a product http://youtu.be/08xQLGWTSag
  • 21:02:38: A word we don't use anymore and I think we should bring back: "victuals" as in "my parents gave me room, board, and victuals until I was 18"
  • 23:34:41: For my musician friends: all pop songs have the same four chords. Proof: http://youtu.be/5pidokakU4I

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