- 07:36:03: While Hunter S. Thompson approved Depp's performance, he said that if he ever saw anyone acting that way, he would hit them with a chair.
- 07:46:13: Llamas son mas grande que ranas. Llamas son peligrosa. Asi si usted ve uno donde pueblo es nodando usted grita, "Cuidado Llamas!!!"
- 08:25:36: Today's road map: I don't need GPS http://i.imgur.com/QN2Re.jpg
- 08:35:40: That should have this for #wmata: The Tourist Lane http://youtu.be/RKx0aek1T0w
- 11:47:31: Cleaned most of guest room: cleaned out all shelves, packed all remaining books, cleaned out pantry, packed up sex toys, clean-- wait, what?
- 14:32:53: RT @alyankovic: When exactly does "The Ice Cream of the Future" become "The Ice Cream of the Present"? #DippinDots
- 14:36:52: I have two tanks *almost* empty of helium. Almost. What to do... what do to...? Already inflated 2 balloons and made my voice squeaky.
- 14:54:31: It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire ... wait, this is Crystal Light, you guys!
- 18:47:45: @sincerelili 'Cause auntie Rogue is moving in!
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