- 06:55:22: Dear sweet guns of navarone, the orange line is slow today: 45min Vienna=>Rosslyn #wmata
- 07:00:30: My train just got packed with dozens of "Microsoft Students to Business" cult flunkies #wmata http://flic.kr/p/8hY1Ho
- 08:17:26: Is it me, or do the rest of you want to know what a "sick customer" was sick from? I want alerts like, "Customer barfed on car 3013." #wmata
- 08:19:51: #wmata "Man;s head crushed by closing doors" "Crackwhore at Glenmont acting all crazy-like" or "Homeless dude pooped" I want THOSE alerts.
- 08:23:21: Windows: You wanna update? (repeat 100x)
Windows: That must mean you want to change your homepage to BING, and delete all bookmarks.
- 08:28:39: Spilled my coffee. This is shaping up to be a really crappy morning.
- 08:59:17: Even the shark is deflated http://flic.kr/p/8hVggv
- 12:48:42: The first one I got was "Angels of the Worm.' AWESOME!! [guitar riff] http://metalname.com/
- 13:58:48: I have been in the same phone tree loop for the last 15 minutes. Press 2, hold music, menu, press 2, hold music, menu, press 2...
- 14:10:55: We now have a fully erect shark head http://flic.kr/p/8i59cy
- 18:47:47: Like when a little kid dresses up in a box robot costume for Halloween http://flic.kr/p/8i9rvj
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