- 06:58:33: Orange Line keeps being delayed by "a red signal," like the operator doesn't know what it means, either. #wmata
- 07:16:55: It's pretty bad when a major selling point if your art gallery in your ads is air conditioning #thephillipscollection
- 13:40:56: I invented a cloaking device. Turned it on and then I lost it. Or it was stolen. I'll know when I get next months power bill.
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