- 09:47:34: Broke-assed metro is broke-assed. Outages on Yellow, Red, Green, and Orange lines due to "scheduled maintenance." Great "planning," #wmata
- 10:02:14: I do believe this is a brake pad on the tracks...? #wmata http://flic.kr/p/8TfPqM
- 10:28:07: @rcbmgmt_wmata Vienna Station, left track (facing entrance), around where the overhang stops. There's also a fallen tree limb further down.
- 12:37:26: Seem on a shirt, "This shirt is a Horcrux.".
- 12:48:53: Not sure if I'd want to touch anything labeled, "Hentai Grab Bag."
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