- 13:00:09: RT @badbanana: To prepare for Thanksgiving, I've been eating increasingly larger turkey dinners at every meal for the last seven months.
- 13:33:07: Today has been one big bowl of meh.
- 15:45:57: RT @paulandstorm: [S] Your MOM is provoking a conflict on the Korean Peninsula.
- 15:46:19: RT @EatMyHalo: Knock knock!
Posh bastard. You RUINED IT.
- 17:19:44: RT @alyankovic: I can’t believe most people are just now figuring out that my greatest hits album syncs up perfectly with Apocalypse Now.
- 17:21:29: RT @ConanOBrien: It’s official: I can’t juggle hatchets.
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