- 07:20:28: Young men behind me are speaking Russian. I am going to pretend I'm on a submarine and have a Scottish accent #HuntForRedLineOctober. #wmata
- 07:21:39: RT @pattonoswalt: Tomorrow begins the Grim Reaper's annual last-minute 2010 Celebrity Death Week!
- 08:11:47: "Downed train at Takoma" has us stuck at Brookland. At least the operator keeps the doors closed and the heat in. #wmata
- 11:11:53: @RubyCosmos Nothing worse than a whiffy cavy...
- 11:48:20: I have no idea why this is so funny. I need help. http://i.imgur.com/81vwp.jpg
- 12:27:54: Hawkward... http://www.teenhut.net/signaturepics/sigpic7537_5.gif
- 17:08:24: Tomorrow is going to be awesome
- 17:08:48: RT @ejacqui: SUPER NANNY NEVER TOLD ME WHAT TO DO IN A PRISONER OF WAR SITUATION.
- 17:36:51: @nerdist damn you! I try and listen to your podcast, and keep stopping because a man giggling alone on public transit arouses suspicion!
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