- 11:44:33: I am 42 years old, and still eating a small can of pudding in my lunch bag.
- 11:46:52: Dedicated to my assistant Scarlet: Potatoes http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-power-of-infographics
- 14:27:54: Why is there no stereo-sodium glutamate?
- 14:37:11: Aaaaand... the train, the train, the train is on FIRE! #wmata http://twitter.com/#!/wmata/status/29984023296090112
- 17:40:31: Lady just used toddler and carriage to block open doors for her friends. STAY CLASSY REDLINE RIDERS! #wmata
- 19:05:43: @lexsaur WE MISSED YOU! my bridge broke and flew across the room BECAUSE I TIGHTENED THE STRINGS TIGHT you were not there to guide me
- 19:59:17: SWORD OF OMENS! Give me SIGHT beyond SIGHT! NO NO, NOT CHEEZY KEYTAR MUSIC AGAIN! Bad sword BAD SWORD!
- 21:29:17: @lexsaur killed the alto sax player. Right in the reed.
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