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From Twitter 03-02-2011


  • 08:16:48: "But maybe the rain is really to blame, so I'll remove the cause... but not the symptom!"
  • 08:20:04: Holy cow: heat is ON FULL BLAST on car 1190 Red Line. I'm sweating like a whore in church. #wmata
  • 09:14:33: Derby shirt of the week, right here: http://bit.ly/hFCcuo [courtesy of @WickedSkatewear]
  • 10:14:32: FIRE ALARM TESTING! FLASHING STROBES! SIRENS! DISCOOOO PARTYYYY!
  • 10:55:21: Calling someone a "pig" doesn't take into account how aggressive, strong, and smart pigs are. A "pig-dog" sounds like a terrifying hybrid.
  • 12:54:43: Twitter-promoted "Who to follow" suggests @IE like I'm an oyster from the poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter."
  • 14:47:26: I think I am gonna die laughing at these: #FF @flattrackvoodoo
  • 14:50:05: She heaved her bosom onto his manly chest. He heaved a night's Nacho Platter onto her hair. "He don't know what he do," she said #badromance
  • 14:52:46: She gulped the martini like a reverse burp before narrowing her crossed eyes at him. "Let's get this over with," she said. #badromance
  • 15:25:07: "I do, I do believe, Reginald... my arrival is quite imminent!" Lady Vixington said, gasping under the fog of ether. #badromance
  • 15:31:42: As she lay bound in CAT6, squirming seductively, there was no forgetting the "N" stood for "Nasty" in her CCNP. #badromance
  • 17:11:35: @rix0rz I saw it in front of Silver Spring Station as well. Is it 4/20 already? #wmata
  • 20:19:47: Quote of the day: vaginal machinery http://i.imgur.com/CalxY.jpg [NSFW - Lang]

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