- 07:29:45: The orange line is bloated and sluggish like a constipated serpent this morning #wmata
- 08:18:31: Finally get to MetroCenter after 90 minute train ride on Orange Line to find Red Line stalled as well. #wmata
- 08:20:05: Cell network is clogged due to all the stranded commuters. #wmata
- 08:34:03: RT @TaraAriano: RT @unsupervised Has Steven Tyler dragged any Idol contestants to hell?
- 12:30:22: RT @SethMacFarlane: I hope we get all of Libya’s unobtanium.
- 14:40:26: RT @GeneHunt: At the age of six I lost both of my parents...what a card game that was!
- 15:07:37: OH: "No. LI-by-a. There is no second 'a' in Libya, sweetie. No, I'm just lookin' out for you, that's all."
- 21:15:30: I think I'll put this in the laundry room, facing @ninjacooter's door... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auCSHTLvqCM
- 23:05:30: It's 12:05am, and I am still editing! Go me!
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