- 06:00:43: My morning weighs heavily on my stress and neck like a mammoth-sized wet sack of rice. My kingdom for sleep.
- 06:59:00: ZOMG someone with caustic, putrid flatulence is making my eyes water on this car. D: #wmata #ChemicalWarfare
- 09:47:25: How real is Roller Derby? http://j.mp/fYHfeY
- 11:23:09: @Glark For a second, I saw "got a pet dog" and said "Does @TaraAriano know? Maybe he just says it's a robot he got with his TF2 winnings."
- 11:25:21: I just realized March 15th was my 15th year working IT. Started at AOL in Herndon. That's 15 years of no more retail "career." Go me!
- 15:20:53: More sprouts http://flic.kr/p/9u5PnH
- 19:36:37: For you kerning geeks (and who isn't): text-align centaur: http://textaligncentaur.com/
- 19:39:40: "Good news, everyone!" Futurama Renewed for 26 More Episodes http://shar.es/3RT86
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