punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

From Twitter 05-01-2011

  • 11:20:37: "We are, to put it mildly, in a mess, and there is a strong chance that we shall have exterminated..." http://tumblr.com/xpb2ced7s2
  • 15:11:29: I HAVE A BAH-WOON! (you don't HAHA) http://flic.kr/p/9DCoXV
  • 15:12:44: @RubyCosmos but it's still true, isn't it?
  • 15:16:17: I proclaim to all that hear me that @RubyCosmos is currently balloon-less! Any other rumors to the contrary are vicious lies!
  • 16:40:49: Photo: Why Wikipedia articles will always be way better than Encyclopaedia Britannica. http://tumblr.com/xpb2cjsj8b
  • 19:25:42: @RubyCosmos I'd expect such an outbreak from a balloon-less tart.
  • 19:26:42: RT @badbanana: Mexican food is just dish after dish of a country trying to recapture the thrill of inventing the burrito.
  • 22:04:46: RT @timcarvell: If anyone has a horribly embarrassing bit of news they'd like to bury, now would be an excellent time to disclose it.
  • 22:06:35: Obama is dead, and we have his body. Well, that means Easter is cancel-- whoops, wrong leader. My bad.
  • 23:54:47: RT @StaciaKane: RT @misconstrue: This weekend is straight out of Shakespeare, bookended with a royal wedding and the death of a tyrant
  • 23:55:23: RT @Arngrim: May his 72 virgins all be really, really ugly.
  • 23:56:59: RT @billytwitty: 2011: US allows gays into the army. Later in 2011: US army kills bin laden. WELL DONE GAY PEOPLE!

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