- 06:44:44: Nothing's sadder than seeing a lone person texting on a cell phone at an amusement park.
- 06:46:24: No, this is sadder: RT @phoronix: Microsoft Is Buying Out Skype http://ff.im/-D3gws
- 07:02:31: This metro car is swollen with fertile commuter jelly. #wmata
- 08:48:33: Dammit! I hate when I only read half an e-mail. "Please resend your files" Okay, sent. "There is a $5 fee for each re-send." AURGH!
- 11:20:48: Photo: Missing: one turtle and a pair of nun-chucks. http://tumblr.com/xpb2goxo3i
- 16:19:42: Red Line stopped between Ft Rotten and CUA next to Bart Simpson graffiti. Driver mumbles something. No idea. #wmata
- 16:23:59: "Train offloading ahead of us," (I guess CUA?) mumbles driver who sounds like he's totally given up on joy as a life choice. #wmata
- 16:41:32: "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I..." http://tumblr.com/xpb2gtj6uw
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