Dude1: I like MacIntosh.
Dude2: I like Linux.
Dude3: I like Windows.
Dude1: That's because you are a loser.
Dude2: Windows is for kids, man.
Dude3: I am an MCSE!
Dude2: Good for you. Did the certificate come with a pacifier?
Dude3: Without Windows, none of your current computers would have been made. We'd still be stuck on 8086 machines running 640kb of RAM.
Dude1: We invented the GUI you emulate.
Dude2: Ah, hello? Xerox Parc labs? 1972?
Dude3: None of you can compete with Windows as far as usablilty.
Dude1: Bill Gates is a Nazi!
Godwin's Law is enacted, and the discussion must end. This law doesn't work very well when discussing socialist parties in 1939 Germany, however. In that case, when someone compares anything to Microsoft, the discussion must end.
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