These entries are going to seem a little strange. My laptop is having issues, which I'll explain later, but I did manage to get Internet access, much thanks to Knoppix. The versions are going to go 1.0, 1.1 etc, where 1,2, and 3 is the days Fri,Sat, and Sun and ".anything"are the pages. Also, some of the newer entries might actually change. In some cases, I do a "save" to the LJ server, and then when I reload it, I'll come back later and edit it. Also, since I don't have a reliable spell checker, please excuse the numerous mispellings and typos that are sure to arise.
So, with that being said, let's see how Shmoocon is going, from a walrus's perspective, shall we?