"I understand the vending machine is out of Mountain Dew. We're going to make 1) A Costco run and 2) Tell Sodexho to add more Dew. Is it out of anything else? If so, please tell me before 11am."
Sodexho, BTW, is a division of the Marriot Company, and they do all out cafeterias and vending machines. A little over a year ago, they underwent a management change, and the service went seriously downhill.