punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

Links - Me don't swim, chair don't do 60mph


Giuseppe Cannella had a big surprise for his mother-in-law when he put a jet engine on the back of her wheelchair. Mr Cannella says the chair can now do top speeds of more than 60mph and has proved the star of a model plane championship during the Bank Holiday.

I wish my old friend Jedi had a Livejournal. He is a friend of mine with wheels I haven't spoken to in many years, but he was always being chased by FanTek tech nerds who said they could get him in the pool by retro-fitting his chair with pontoons. His response was always, "Me don't swim, chair don't float."

I miss you, Jedi! This article is for you!
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