punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

You can't make this stuff up...

When I do humor, I try and do over-the-top kind of exaggeration. For instance, I once described poor actress Jill Whelan as, "Each season of Love Boat, her makeup becomes more and more dense, until it formed a gravity well that sucked her career into a black hole." Or, "Next on UPN, our urban hip-hip wannbe studio audience goes, 'Wooooo' for no apparent reason in a variety of tones. Only on UPN: We put the U in Woooooo!"

But nothing can compare to what I just saw on VH1.com. This was a description to a video clip link I declined to watch (partly because I had already seen the censored version on TV):

Verne Troyer is naked, inebriated, and in need of a bathroom. Check out this uncut Surreal scene and see the pint-size actor relieve himself in the corner of the room while Da Brat watches in disbelief. Only on VH1.com!

Gees, man, I wish I could make this stuff up, but they are actually serious! Short drunken actors peeing, and a rap artist watches in disbelief. Hollywood is really starting to look inwards at itself too much. TMI, TMI! Back up! Too close!!!
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