But nothing can compare to what I just saw on VH1.com. This was a description to a video clip link I declined to watch (partly because I had already seen the censored version on TV):
Verne Troyer is naked, inebriated, and in need of a bathroom. Check out this uncut Surreal scene and see the pint-size actor relieve himself in the corner of the room while Da Brat watches in disbelief. Only on VH1.com!
Gees, man, I wish I could make this stuff up, but they are actually serious! Short drunken actors peeing, and a rap artist watches in disbelief. Hollywood is really starting to look inwards at itself too much. TMI, TMI! Back up! Too close!!!