1. You and your friends were being attacked by a shark
2. You defended your friends by using surfboard as barrier
3. The surfboard damaged in attack
4. When the shark stops attacking, you immediately resumed surfing on said board as if nothing happened
I am sorry, I would defend you guys from a shark attack, but then I'd be treading water like a cartoon Jesus on caffeine and selling my surfboard for a plane ticket to the middle of the desert.
After I got next to some Yucca tree, looking out for scorpions and possibly for Wormsign, I'd be swearing like someone who took an NWA album, and edited everything out BUT the swear words: