punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,
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Quote - File under "D"

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, “Don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here... It’s in my file at home. ...Under ‘D’. For doughnut.”

I miss you, Mitch Hedberg... :(
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