This is a post about my job. Notice how it's not "private/friends only." There's a reason for that. Today, I was informed our whole department got sacked, and I have 30 days to find a new job within the company or I get let go.
Oh, wait, there's a hiring freeze, isn't there? Yeah. Sorry about that. Minimum is 6 weeks, possibly up to 4 months, in all technological divisions.