Quote - My Lawnmower caught fire
In Ars Technica, a user by the name of "barich" posted:
So I was mowing the lawn today and the lawnmower caught fire. Actually, now that I go to type it, the rest of the story seems rather boring. I think I'll just leave it there.
And "Thallium" replied:
Did you put it out, or let it burn? If it was the latter, I'd suggest putting on a loin cloth, painting war symbols on your body and dancing around the smoldering embers of the Grass Eating God.
God, I love the internet. I think I'll look at my lawnmower as a "Grass Eating God" now...