But I got used to Latte wearing a collar. She's more than a cat, she's a lady, you understand. So when I decided I'd keep her, I got her a cheap collar with rhinestones, because that seemed to suit her. But the collar has a crappy buckle and falls off constantly, and twice today, she's gotten "the kitty crazies," and I think she's taking off her collar because it's naked time!!!
I swear, she does look naked without a collar. It's alarming. Kind of like having a drunken duchess wandering around the castle, and the butler has to chase her around, like, "M'Lday... M'Lady! You MUST put something on... someone will SEE you...!"