punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,
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Quote of the Day: Violent Death

So stodgycat IM's me this, right out of the blue, from some line in The Onion:

Your death will be so protracted and violent that investigators will let your wife down easy by telling her you were sodomized in half by a horse...

I now have to wipe coffee off my keyboard.
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