punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,

So many levels of wrong

Okay, this video was just shocking. It's mostly safe for work, unless you're an atheist.


For those who don't want to watch this dreck and believe my gospel on it, the take is this: some fruity Aussie is talking to Kirk Cameron about the proof of God because bananas are so convenient. Sloped for the hand, handy pull-tab, fits in your mouth perfectly. This explanation is wrong in so many ways, I don't even know where to start.

- Man has genetically selected bananas to be more convenient. Many wild bananas are completely inedible. There are many different types, for example, "plantains," which did not have the "handy pull tab."
- What about all the other animals that eat bananas? Monkeys, elephants, tapirs, insects, etc...
- What about hiding the deadly black tarantula?* They eat the bugs attracted to rotting bananas. Maybe God made bananas for them.
- If they are so convenient, how come God made them so high up and attractive to insects?

I bet this guy has never been to a banana farm. I doubt he even knows anything about them. What makes it even more disturbing is that this is so... vulnerable to phallic symbolism.

Man, the arrogance some Creationists must have to think not only did God create them in his own image, but man's the best creation. What's worse is these people, when ill, use modern medicine derived from scientific thought they try so hard to eradicate.

Like anarchists that use public roads.

How many of you just sung, "Daylight come and we want to go home...?"
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