What up, bitches? I am working from home (approved), getting ready for the family's festivities, eating crab rangoon, and listening to the "Doomed" channel from here. Oh, yeah.
How come my cats and dogs never react when I wear scary masks? I stomp around, and go, "RRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRwwwwwwooooOOOOOOOooooo!" and they just wag their tail, rub my hands, or continue walking out of my way like nothing abnormal is happening.
It's sobering to think I am so ugly that a horror mask does nothing to detract from how my pets see me.