"Mummy... M-MUMMY??" - Haunted by a showerhead
Maybe you had to see that Dr. Who episode to be traumatized by a small kid in a gas mask (it sure fucked me up), so this is the worst idea for a showerhead, like, ever...
"It's the details that make it special: the eye-holes hold your soap, and it appears to be coming out of the wall rather than being simply attached to it."