punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,
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Overselling the product

I put this behind an lj-cut because it has some NSFW themes and a few dicey words. I found this description in a collection of ... Linux ISO BitTorents... that was obviously not being guarded by the moderator for quite some time.

nude girls..............thats nude as in naked as in no clothes on
as in you can see everything as in good god she has taken her
knickers of and i can see everthing (KNICKERS ARE PANTIES NOT SOCKS) girls as in teens or even twenty or twenty five or even thirty or more...............

not as in underage........or preeteen...........or what ever

So........... nude girls....very sexy...some very naked...some not.


I laughed so hard. I love the exasperated disclaimer, "Knickers are panties, not socks!" I wonder if this person got complaints, "Those ribald ladies were in the buff, and what hedging! But forsooth! My crotch doth go limp like a wilted lily, as those lasses of the evening were wearing stockings upon their tender goslings! Most unpleasant. I thought your poster advertised no knickers!"

The best part? The first comment, a lone voice in the abandoned forum:

What type of clothes do these girls wear?
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