I don't know what happened. Wednesday, my stomach was kind of icky. I almost threw up on the subway, but didn't. Thursday, I was up sick with diarrhea until like 4am. I was sick most of yesterday, and all my burps tested like some kind of stale cardboard. I went out to see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, but barely made it through the movie before I had to rush to the restroom to expunge the dead roadkill inside of me.
All last night, I kept having to go potty like every 1-2 hours. My stomach is sore from cramping. Nothing stays down. I am dizzy and hate life.