I am sure most of my readers feel the same way. But some of you may not be as lucky as I, who doesn't care what others think of me reading this book, nor do I work anywhere where I'd be made fun of for admitting this. For those of you who have to hide your secret thrills, I present to you someone who has already provided a series of jacket covers to hid your shame:
(some words NSFW) http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/pottercovers.html
My favorite is "Memoirs of a Shark Fucker," and "Terry Normal: And the Land of Absolutely No Wizards or Anything Like That."