What I'd like to see: (Mother and Daughter on a blanket at the beach near sunset, looking like they just finished a picnic.)
Daughter: Mom, have you ever, you know, had that "not so fresh feeling?"
Mother: Listen, there's some things you don't talk about, OK? This is one of them. If your privates feel gross, go talk to your doctor. For chrissakes, we're sitting here having a nice picnic at the beach and you start talking about your goddamn vagina? What the hell is wrong with you??