You are running an anime con. Suddenly, Punkie comes up to you and says there's a riot in Artist's Alley, and Steve Bennett is fending them off with Prisma markers. Do you:
You are stuck in a crowded elevator with two very smelly fanboys. Do you:
Convention security has just submitted a budget to trick out a maid cart to fire rocket-propelled grenades. Do you:
The merchant's room becomes so full, it bursts out of the walls, spilling tons of wall scrolls, comics, DVDs, and rubber Sailor Moon keychains into the lobby. Do you:
The tech crew suddenly claims that all their music was stolen, and all they have left is one badly-dubbed mono tape mix of the "Yappa pa" song from Ramna 1/2. Do you:
I forgot why I wrote this e-mail, like over 6 years ago, but I should mention that the "Humping Giraffes" joke was inspired from Prune Bran, c. 1989-1993, from the skit "National Perversion Test" (I think). It is probably the fault of dptwisted or badmagic. I found it in an old e-mail folder, and decided to post it.