punkwalrus (punkwalrus) wrote,
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A modest poll

Poll #1153823 Running an anime con

You are running an anime con. Suddenly, Punkie comes up to you and says there's a riot in Artist's Alley, and Steve Bennett is fending them off with Prisma markers. Do you:

Wake up
4(15.4%)
Contact security
10(38.5%)
Hit Punkie
5(19.2%)
Scream "I like giraffes!"
7(26.9%)

You are stuck in a crowded elevator with two very smelly fanboys. Do you:

Ask them to shower
8(30.8%)
Say nothing, put put post-it notes on their back saying "wash me"
12(46.2%)
Hit Punkie
2(7.7%)
Go hump a giraffe
4(15.4%)

Convention security has just submitted a budget to trick out a maid cart to fire rocket-propelled grenades. Do you:

Limit the firing range to less than 50 feet
6(23.1%)
Insist it also converts to a giant mop-weilding robot
13(50.0%)
Hit Punkie
2(7.7%)
Go hump a giraffe in a crowded elevator
5(19.2%)

The merchant's room becomes so full, it bursts out of the walls, spilling tons of wall scrolls, comics, DVDs, and rubber Sailor Moon keychains into the lobby. Do you:

Make sure the wall scrolls are not Taiwanese fakes
8(30.8%)
Sift through the debris, looking for "Men's Pocky"
10(38.5%)
Hit Punkie
4(15.4%)
Look for hentai about humping giraffes in crowded elevators
4(15.4%)

The tech crew suddenly claims that all their music was stolen, and all they have left is one badly-dubbed mono tape mix of the "Yappa pa" song from Ramna 1/2. Do you:

Suggest they play the tape at different speeds, no one will notice it's the same song
5(19.2%)
Tell the cosplay people they will have to sing their onstage music and provide ear plugs for the tech crew
10(38.5%)
Hit Punkie
4(15.4%)
Give them your well-worn CD of "Humping Giraffes," by the J-Pop group, The Crowded Elevators.
7(26.9%)


I forgot why I wrote this e-mail, like over 6 years ago, but I should mention that the "Humping Giraffes" joke was inspired from Prune Bran, c. 1989-1993, from the skit "National Perversion Test" (I think). It is probably the fault of dptwisted or badmagic. I found it in an old e-mail folder, and decided to post it.
Tags: anime, conventions anime, humping giraffes, lostcause, prune bran
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