This morning, I went "aaa--CHOO!" and I felt this "balloon" of muscle in my lower back blow out like a cheap tire. At first, it was nothing, but as the day went on, I got more and more sore. By this evening, my back was stiff and mild sparks of pain shot down my limbs. It's been hard to walk, and moving from sitting to standing hurts a lot.
Dude, if I hurt my back, I want it to be dramatic, like shark attack or wrestling an angry bear at a truck stop from a cup of morning coffee. Not from a simple sneeze.